ButtScrunchie

Yeah, Scrunchies in the 90's? I remember them too! But I am older and my Butt hair is all over the place, so I figured I would start an exclusive line for people like me and make a (patent pending) Scrunchie, FOR YOUR BUTT!

No, I needed an online name when I first started online gaming, and whilst drunk with friend I came up with ButtScrunchie! It's funny, catchy, and easy to remember, so here we are! I'm just a gamer taking my passion to the next level and creating a community of people who I can engage with, have fun, and forget about the world (even if its for a few hours). So, if you like what you see, and want to become apart of the SuperMegaStore and its loyalty program(s), then stop by and become a shopper! I'd love to have you!

1. Absolutely NO disrespect towards employees of SuperMegaStore
2. No 'backseat gaming'
3. No spamming of any kind (includes CAPS rage)
4. Do NOT post links of Illegal/Inappropriate or Offensive content
5. Zero tolerance for Sexist, Racist, or any type of Phobic behavior
6. Do NOT advertise on stream unless management approves
7. Breaking these rules will result in employee termination without warning

The Store is open Monday-Friday!
Not open weekends and Varies on Holidays!
Please speak to the manager if you wish to extend store hours*

I am the Manager.

If you feel the need to help the store re-stock the shelves and give the employee an actual living wage, then by all means send over a Donation/Tip so he can eat!

Donations and/or Tips are NOT required by any means I pay my worker enough in raw cookie dough. But if you would like to send something my way, I wouldn't be able to thank you enough for helping me out!!

We got what everyone wants! An all new, super great Energy Drink!!! ONLY AVAILABLE at the SuperMegaStore (and other places)
Click the link to get yourself a nice tub of Dubby Energy! Win those games, (and possibly your crush's heart)* without any of the harsh crashes you get from other energy drinks! Click and get a super amazing 10% off your ENTIRE order when you use my discount code at the checkout counter!

Dubby doesn't claim to help you find love, but it's worth a shot!
Use code 'ButtScrunchie' to receive your 10% discount on Dubby Energy's website

*Yes, there is a place and it IS real! The SuperMegaStore!!! You can find all your loveable Buttscrunchie needs! all shoppers are welcome to browse and hangout with the employees and manegement!

*Let's build this community together! all are welcome and I want to invite you all to my Discord Server to see the latest in when I go online for a stream, or when someone else has something interesting going on! C'mon and join!

Currently under construction

Listen, all stores have to have *multiple locations to bring in revenue! SuperMegaStore is no different! Hop over to our other location and browse the merchandise we have available!

I'll be honest, this is a career, and as a content creator I need to have my mark on other platforms to engage and grow my brand and community! A LOT of people dislike Twitch and I don't blame them. But figuring since I started there, and it gets just as much attention as I do here I keep both! I'm not going to leave somewhere that can still benefit my community.

Wanna' keep your fellow shoppers entertained while *mildly inconveniencing management? Sound off with a 'Blerp' in stream to show how you really feel, and get some extra laughs along the way!

Management doesn't approve of using the store's pager for your own fun but we all know you can't help yourself!

Ever wonder what I taste like? Smell like? Have you ever asked yourself " Is a ButtScrunchie savory? Maybe sweet, or bitter? Now you can find out for yourself by following the link to Num Num's Bakery! Fresh home-made sweet treats delivered straight to your door! And, Num Num herself was kind enough to make me my very own specialty flavor box!! Get yourself a 4-pack of what I taste like!
Enter code: BS15 for 15% off you entire order!