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About Me
About Me
Q: WHO IS APIZZLE?
A: Name's Alex. I play hardcore FPS and survival games and somehow make it funny. Escape from Tarkov, DayZ, Rust, Rainbow Six Siege, Arma, Chivalry 2, CS:GO 2 & Minecraft — if it's punishing and I can die embarrassingly, I'm playing it. No fake hype. No forced reactions. Just deadpan suffering with a chat that watches it happen in real time.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR STREAM SCHEDULE?
A: Monday - Sunday
6:00 PM - 10:00 PM PT
Q: WHAT GAMES DO YOU PLAY?
A: Escape from Tarkov · DayZ · Rust · Rainbow Six Siege · Arma Reforger · Chivalry 2 · CS:GO 2 · Minecraft
Q: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
A: 300 years old.
Q: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
A: California
Q: ANY OTHER CONTENT?
A: I make Gaming, IRL, Reactions, & Philosophy content.
Welcome to the chaos, enjoy the suffering, and don’t be afraid to say what’s up in chat.
What I Stream
What I Stream
Gaming
Tactical gameplay, survival chaos, clutch attempts, rage moments, funny deaths, and bad decisions across games like Escape From Tarkov, DayZ, Rust, Rainbow Six Siege, Arma Reforger, Chivalry 2, CS:GO 2, and Minecraft. Expect intense moments, questionable strategies, and chat making everything worse.
Reactions
Reacting to videos, internet moments, weird clips, creator content, debates, drama, and whatever chat sends in. If it’s funny, cursed, interesting, or completely unhinged, we might watch it.
IRL
Real-life streams, adventures, random missions, errands, events, and moments where chat gets to influence what happens next. Sometimes it’s planned, sometimes it turns into chaos.
Philosophy
Occasional deeper talks about life, success, mindset, people, the internet, culture, and whatever random thought spiral we end up in. Serious topic, unserious delivery.
Expect funny moments, chat challenges, unpredictable energy, and pure Apizzle chaos.
Games I Play
Games I Play
Escape from Tarkov — Hardcore extraction shooter where every raid can end in profit, panic, or pain.
DayZ — Open-world survival where food, gear, zombies, and other players are all trying to ruin your day.
Rust — Base building, raiding, betrayal, chaos, and nonstop survival drama.
Rainbow Six Siege — Tactical 5v5 shooter with strategy, destruction, clutch moments, and rage.
Arma Reforger — Realistic military sandbox with large-scale battles, teamwork, and cinematic warzone moments.
Chivalry 2 — Medieval sword fighting, yelling, chaos, and brutal battlefield comedy.
CS:GO 2 — Classic competitive shooter with aim battles, clutches, and questionable decision-making.
Minecraft — Survival, building, exploring, trolling, and whatever chaos chat convinces me to do.
Every game is different, but the goal is always the same: survive, win, or fail in the funniest way possible.
Schedule
Schedule
Welcome to the stream. I usually go live from 6 PM - 10 PM PT.
Weekly Schedule
Arma Reforger
Monday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Tuesday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
Rust
Wednesday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
Chivalry 2
Thursday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
CS:GO 2
Friday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
Escape From Tarkov
Saturday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
DayZ
Sunday
6 PM - 10 PM PT
Times may shift depending on life, updates, or stream plans, but I’ll always try to keep the community posted.
My Setup
My Setup
PC Specs
CPU: TBD
GPU: TBD
Motherboard: TBD
RAM: TBD
Storage: TBD
Power Supply: TBD
Case: TBD
Cooling: TBD
Operating System: Windows 11
Accessories
Keyboard: Corsair K65 Mini
Mouse: Glorious Model O
Monitor: ASUS Monitor
Headset: HyperX Cloud II
Microphone: Blue Yeti
WiFi Adapter: TP-Link WiFi Adapter
Streaming / Software:
OBS Studio, StreamElements, & Touch Portal
The setup is always improving, so expect upgrades, changes, and better stream quality over time.
Rules
Rules
Welcome to the stream. Keep the chat funny, chill, and respectful.
Chat Rules
1. No slurs, hate speech, racism, sexism, homophobia, or harassment.
2. No threats, doxxing, personal information, or creepy behavior.
3. No spam, excessive caps, repeated messages, or annoying copy-paste.
4. No self-promo, links, or advertising unless approved.
5. No spoilers, backseating, or stream sniping unless I ask.
6. Do not argue with mods. If a mod tells you to stop, stop.
7. Keep jokes funny, not ban-worthy.
Breaking the rules can lead to timeout, ban, or skipped TTS with no refund.
Respect the vibe and enjoy the chaos.
Subscriptions
Subscriptions
You have been invited to join The Apizzle Society.
Subscribe to support the stream, unlock perks, and become part of the inner circle.
Subscriber Perks
• Sub badge in chat
• Custom emotes
• Ad-free viewing when available
• Priority for viewer games, challenges, and events
• Access to sub-only moments when enabled
• Helps improve the stream, content, and future chaos
Every sub helps keep the Apizzle chaos alive.
Invitation accepted. Welcome to the society.
Bits & Cheers
Bits & Cheers
Bits are the official currency of chaos.
Use them to celebrate victories, laugh at failures, react to ridiculous moments, and make your presence known during the stream.
Every cheer helps support future content, stream improvements, and whatever questionable idea comes next.
Thank you for the support. Cheer responsibly. Chaos is not refundable.
TTS (Text to Speech)
TTS (Text to Speech)
Want your message read out loud on stream?
Use TTS to send a message that plays live. Keep it funny, creative, and respectful.
TTS Prices
$3 minimum — Short message
$5+ recommended — Standard message
$10+ — Longer message / extra support
Prices may change depending on the stream.
TTS Rules
No slurs, hate speech, threats, harassment, personal info, spam, or anything that could get the stream banned.
Do not use TTS to bypass chat rules or disrupt the stream.
TTS (Text to Speech) is non-refundable and never required. Please only support if you actually want to.
Thank you for supporting Apizzle. Keep TTS funny, stream-safe, and worth hearing live.
Tips
Tips & Donations
Want to support the stream?
Tips / Donations help improve the stream, upgrade equipment, fund content, and keep the chaos going.
Tips / Donations Options
$3 — Small support
$5 — Appreciate you
$10 — Big support
$25+ — Certified legend
Every tip helps me keep building better streams, better content, better alerts, better equipment, and more chaotic moments for the community.
If you enjoy the stream, the jokes, the gameplay, or just want to support Apizzle, tips are one of the best ways to help.
Tips / Donations are non-refundable and never required. Please only support if you actually want to.
Thank you for supporting me. All tips are appreciated.
Cryptocurrency Tips & Donations
Cryptocurrency Tips & Donations
Want to support the stream? Crypto tips are completely optional, never expected, and always appreciated. Any support helps upgrade the setup, improve the stream quality, fund future content, cover games and stream tools, and keep the Apizzle chaos going.
Whether it’s a small tip or extra support, it all helps the stream grow and makes it easier to create better content, better moments, and more ridiculous live chaos for chat.
Please double-check the wallet address before sending, because crypto transactions usually cannot be reversed, canceled, or refunded once they are sent. Only send if you are comfortable doing so.
BTC: TBD
ETH: TBD
Thanks for the support — crypto tips / donations go directly to me, so 100% of what you send helps support the stream.
Channel Rewards
Channel Rewards
Power-ups & Channel Points
Earn $PIZZLE Coins by watching, chatting, and hanging out. Spend them on live rewards, dares, reactions, chaos wheel spins, loadout picks, and more.
Emotes
Subscribe or cheer with Bits to unlock exclusive Apizzle emotes and higher-tier rewards.
Drops
Watch supported streams to earn and claim in-game loot.
Rewards
Support during active campaigns to unlock limited-time rewards.
Creator Badge Drops
Earn limited-time Apizzle badges by watching, subscribing, gifting, or completing event requirements.
Use your $PIZZLE Coins wisely and make the stream more fun.
Spin The Chaos Wheel
Spin The Chaos Wheel
Want to force some live stream chaos? Spin the wheel and let fate decide what happens next.
Spin Costs
Channel Points
2,500 $PIZZLE Coins — Small Spin
7,500 $PIZZLE Coins — Chaos Spin
15,000 $PIZZLE Coins — Big Risk Spin
Tips / Donations
$3 — Small Spin
$5 — Standard Spin
$10 — Chaos Spin
$25+ — Legendary Spin / double spin
Bits
300 Bits — Small Spin
500 Bits — Standard Spin
1,000 Bits — Chaos Spin
2,500+ Bits — Legendary Spin / double spin
Rules
All wheel rewards must be stream-safe, TOS-safe, and reasonable. No slurs, hate, harassment, personal info, dangerous dares, gambling, illegal stuff, or anything that could get the stream banned.
Spins are for entertainment and are non-refundable. The wheel may be adjusted depending on the stream, game, or situation.
Pick the Next Game
Pick the Next Game
Want to choose what Apizzle plays next? Use these options to request a game.
Channel Points
10,000 $PIZZLE Coins — Suggest a future game
25,000 $PIZZLE Coins — Priority game request
50,000 $PIZZLE Coins — Pick the next game during variety
Bits
500 Bits — Suggest a game
1,000 Bits — Priority request
2,500 Bits — Pick the next game when I switch
Tips / Donations
$5 — Suggest a game
$10 — Priority request
$25 — Pick the next game when I switch
$50+ — Pick the next main game or special stream request
Rules
Requests must be stream-safe, TOS-safe, and realistic to play live. I may not switch instantly if I’m in a match, raid, event, challenge, or planned segment.
No banned games, gambling games, illegal content, explicit content, hateful content, or anything that could get the stream in trouble.
Requests are not guaranteed if the game is too expensive, too large to download, unavailable, broken, or not a good fit for stream.
Open Sponsor Slot
Open Sponsor Slot
Want your brand featured on the stream?
This sponsor slot is currently open for partnerships, collaborations, promotions, and brand deals that fit the Apizzle community.
I’m open to working with brands related to gaming, tech, PC gear, energy drinks, keyboards, mice, headsets, apparel, creator tools, game servers, software, and other stream-friendly products.
All sponsorships must be legal, Twitch-safe, community-safe, and a good fit for the stream.
For business inquiries, sponsorships, or collaborations, contact me here:
Business Email: mailto:[email protected]
Your brand could be part of the chaos.
Chat Commands
Chat Commands
!aboutme
Learn who Apizzle is.
!streams
See what kind of content Apizzle streams.
!games
See the main games on stream.
!schedule
See when Apizzle usually goes live.
!setup
Check Apizzle’s current stream setup.
!rules
View the chat rules.
!tts
Info for Text to Speech messages.
!tips
Support the stream if you want to.
!clip
Clip funny, cursed, or insane moments.
!pobox
Find the PO box / mailing info.
Use chat commands to stay updated, get involved, and fuel the Apizzle chaos.
Clip Me!
Clip Me!
See a funny, cursed, clutch, embarrassing, or completely stupid moment?
Clip it.
The best clips may get used for TikToks, YouTube Shorts, Instagram Reels, stream highlights, recap videos, future Apizzle compilations, or random moments we bring back later.
Whether it’s a crazy play, a terrible death, a rage moment, chat chaos, a perfect fail, a random out-of-context line, or something that should never be forgotten, clip it so we can relive the suffering later.
Clips help turn the stream into content and make sure the funniest moments do not disappear forever. They also help new people discover the stream and understand the kind of chaos happening here.
Keep clips stream-safe, funny, and worth watching back. No weird, hateful, personal, creepy, offensive, or TOS-breaking stuff.
Thanks for clipping the best Apizzle moments, saving the funniest disasters, and helping turn the chaos into content.
P.O. Box
P.O. Box
Want to send something to the stream?
You can send fan mail, letters, funny items, stream props, challenge ideas, stickers, drawings, or anything you think would make good content on stream.
If it’s funny, creative, cursed, random, or somehow fits the Apizzle chaos, there’s a good chance it could end up being opened or talked about live.
Please keep it legal, safe, respectful, and stream-friendly. Do not send anything dangerous, illegal, gross, personal, offensive, inappropriate, or TOS-breaking.
P.O. Box Address:
John Doe, P.O. Box 7241, Atlanta, GA 30301
I appreciate anyone who takes the time to send something in. I read fan mail whenever I can, and it genuinely helps make the stream feel more connected, chaotic, and fun.
