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I’m a mom, running on caffeine & chaos. Cooking? No thanks—I consider DoorDash a culinary achievement & my smoke alarm has retired. When I’m not wrangling the circus, I’m gaming like my leaderboard rank pays the bills. Don’t be fooled by my confidence. I’m the one who screams bloody murder at jump scares, & the reason my neighbors think I live in a haunted house. I don’t come with instructions, just consequences so either lower your expectations or prepare to be impressed—your choice.