A washed-up never-was who likes cold Coors Light, Tito’s, Paintball, Pit Vipers, and America. Kansas City born and raised. You can catch me, jump-kicking skinny neck dweebs, in the chest all around Warzone. I am MEDIOCRE gaming at its finest! Sponsored Partner with FRESHEN UP ENERGY! Do you need that POWER to choke slam your opponents? Want to win multiple WORLD TITLES like me? Then head to https://www.freshenuphydration.com/ and use CODE JORTS to get the most powerful formula in the game!
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