ClankBeard

ClankBeard here, but you can call me Clank, Clanka, Clanker, or just plain Beard.

I’m over competitive games, especially FPS and hero shooters. Bugs, cheaters, and just feeling completely burned out have killed my interest in them.

I love survival games though! I play all kinds. Conan Exiles, Windrose and Soulmask are my Top 3!

I’m also a Bethesda fanboy by emotional damage.
Yes, I see the bugs.
Yes, I know the flaws.
No, I don’t care — I’m wearing rose-colored power armor and I refuse to take it off.

I grind too long, loot everything that isn’t nailed down,

and will absolutely defend Bethesda games like they’re family members who mess up… a lot.

Come hang out, watch a middle aged make bad builds, good jokes,

and pretend this is all under control.

(It is not.)

CHAT RULES (Obey or be slapped with a "Hey, knock it off" Then the ban hammer)

Don’t Be Weird.
Not “fun weird,” I mean “creepy weird.” You know the difference. Don’t make it weird. We’re vibin’.

No Hate, No Bigotry, No Bullsh*t.
Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, all that trash? OUTTA HERE. This is a gremlin-safe zone.

Respect the Mods.
They have banhammers and no fear. Be nice or get smited with righteous chaos.

No Trauma Dumping.
We love you, but this isn’t therapy(i'm not qualified for that)

Don't Backseat Unless I Ask.
Yes, I might be lost. Yes, I’m clicking the wrong thing. No, I don’t need a guide... yet.

Spoilers = Instant Banishment to the Shadow Realm.
Let us suffer together in real time.

English Only (For Mod Sanity).
Unless you’re casting spells, then by all means.

Have Fun or Else.
Seriously. Enjoy yourself. Or I will come to your house and aggressively compliment you.

My "Why Am I Awake?" Stream Schedule

05:00 AM – The "Soft Launch"
I stare blankly into the camera while the caffeine attempts to find my central nervous system. This is mainly just me and three night-shift workers from across the globe wondering if I’m actually a statue.

05:30 AM – The Delusion Peak
My brain isn’t fully online yet, making me incredibly good at the game or—more likely—confident enough to try something that ends in immediate disaster.

06:30 AM – The Sun's Audacity
The sun begins to peek through my blinds. I fight the urge to hiss like a vampire. This is my official "Check if I have pants on" break before more people join.

07:30 AM – Prime Trash Talk
The coffee has finally peaked. I am now a god of gaming and/or yapping. I use this hour to explain my most unhinged life theories to the breakfast crowd.

08:30 AM – The "Fading Fast" Final Lap
The adrenaline is gone. I start forgetting basic words. It’s time for one last "GG" before I retreat to my bed for a mid-morning

So here's the deal(No Refunds)... You give me money, and in return, I pretend I'm gonna spend it on stream upgrades instead of snacks and impulse DLC purchases.

But seriously, your support helps me keep streaming, improve the setup, and keep the content barely above "chaotic mess."

No pressure though. Just knowing you're here means a lot.

But also…money buys lights that don’t flicker like a horror movie, so, ya know… just sayin’.