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➯ Name's Colby - 27, military vet, and FPS masochist.
➯ Mostly grinding Valorant with the occasional detour into other shooter chaos.
Aim's questionable. Comms are sarcastic. Vibes are undefeated.
➯ I talk to myself even when no one's here, so if you're lurking — congrats, you're now part of the inner monologue.
➯ Got questions? Ask live. Got backseat tips? Deliver them gently, I'm fragile 💀

➯ Wanna stalk me across the internet? I made it easy:
[🌐 Linktree] – All my socials, clips, and chaos in one place.
➯ Includes: YouTube, TikTok, Discord, Twitter, maybe even MySpace (jk... unless?)
➯ Click it. Regret it later.

➯ Loadout for peak whiff potential:
🖱️ Mouse – Razer Viper V3 Pro (wireless, zero excuses)
⌨️ Keyboard – SteelSeries Apex Pro TKL Gen 3 (speed = coping mechanism)
🖼️ Mousepad – Mousepad Company Ekiyo-E: Ocean Waves (vibes = immaculate)
🧠 CPU – AMD Ryzen 7 8700F-Core (more cores than clutch moments)
🎮 GPU – NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5060 (frames = win)
🧵 RAM – 32GB DDR5 (because tabs exist)
🎙️ Mic – HyperX QuadCast S (Gen 2) — stays the color red, like my match history

➯ No racism, sexism, hate speech, or any of that trash.
➯ No politics or religion debates, this isn’t Twitter.
➯ Be chill. We're here to have fun, not throw hands.

➯ Want to support the stream (or fund my therapy snacks)?
➯ Tips are never expected — but they are appreciated.
➯ Everything goes back into making the stream better (and maybe into a better aim routine).
➯ Click the image above to donate. Be the MVP I never queued with.