furf4g

-I'm 30
-I'm originally from Australia
-I invented Evian Water (my legal name is Dirk N Evian)
-I found furries through an article called "Is your team's mascot a furvert?" (the answer is yes)
-I used to be so shy I couldn't form a sentence in conversation as a teenager
-I'm a simp but only a handful of people have seen that side of me
-I learned to dance, flip, be extroverted in order to try and get a job as a mascot cos I'm a massive furf4g
-I posted my fursuit ass and didn't realize that meant people thought you were a bottom (still doesn't know he's a bottom)
-I'm the salutatorian to adult burnout type who became a queer furry and is probably way happier as a result
-My model was made by the lovely and talented @KleeKaiiHusky!!

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I don't condone or endorse gambling. It ruins lives.

You may see people on Kick participate - it's within their right to do so but it is just as potentially harmful as any other vice.

We will not gamble on our stream.

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