NachoMama

Hey yall. I'm older than you, but, I'm not old. I'm not old enough to retire, but, I am old enough to be tired. I'm not old enough for the nursing home, but, I am old enough to put you in one if you fuck with me. I'm not old enough for a senior citizen discount, but, I am old enough to use a coupon every now and then. I'm not old enough for false teeth, but, I am old enough to knock your teeth out if I need to. I'm positive until you give me a reason to be negative. So be cool, or G.T.F.O.