A Scottish dad of two trying to play games. Expect high-energy gameplay, a thick accent, and the occasional "DAAAAAAD" in the background. I’m here to entertain, fail spectacularly, and build a community that's actually good at games (since I'm clearly not).

Just a Scottish gamer with a loud voice and a questionable sense of direction. I’m here to play games, talk nonsense, and prove that my accent gets thicker with every passing hour.

My main goal is to build a community so great that you'll eventually ignore how bad I am at games, mostly by failing spectacularly so you feel better about your own life choices.


CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D
Powered by questionable life choices and excessive cache.
GPU: NVIDIA RTX 5080
Renders every frame... except the ones I throw in-game.
RAM: Enough to keep Chrome happy. (Barely.)
Storage: SSD because loading screens are for peasants.
Cooling: Fans spinning harder than my excuses after a bad play.
RGB: +47 FPS. Science can't explain it.
Internet: Fast enough to stream, slow enough to blame for every death.
Peripherals: Clicky keyboard for maximum neighbour awareness.
Operator: Runs on caffeine, snacks, and pure copium.

Catch me live TBD!
I try to stick to the plan, but life (and the occasional technical meltdown) happens.