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a walking red flag with excellent comedic timing. warning signs include: will absolutely choose the funniest option over the sensible one. i have an alarming supply of comebacks and the confidence of someone who has never once considered the consequences until after the consequences arrive. Do not argue with me I've already prepared 3 responses, 2 comebacks, and a screenshot and whatever you do, never say, "you wont" that's basically a legally binding contract.