Alright, legends? Welcome to organised chaos! I'm a 23-year-old guy from the UK, navigating the world with a controller in one hand and a White Monster in the other. I'm often saving virtual worlds on a quest for good vibes, legendary loot, and tunes that hit harder than a final boss. Powered by the god-tier fizz of a White Monster—it's the best on the planet, no debate. If you enjoy a bit of questionable life choices, and the occasional moment of gaming glory you're in the right place!
WHO AM I?
Just a 23-year-old from the UK, powered by caffeine and a questionable sense of humour. I started this channel to combine my biggest passions and hang out with some top-tier people along the way.
THE GAMES
My library is a chaotic mix of anything that looks fun. One day we're sinking 100+ hours into Minecraft, the next we're getting humbled in a sweaty shooter. Expect variety and the occasional panic-induced bad decision.
THE MUSIC
The vibe here is basically 'shuffle on a playlist that makes no sense'. It can go from indie rock to 90s pop in a heartbeat. I'm always on the hunt for new bangers, so get your recommendations ready in the chat.
MOVIES & TV
When I'm not gaming, I'm probably re-watching the greatest film ever made, The Lion King (Long live Mufasa!). My go-to series is easily Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon, but I'm into loads of other stuff too, so let me know your favourites!
👑 Be Good To Each Other
Respect me, my mods, and everyone else in the chat. Absolutely no racism, sexism, homophobia, or any other type of hate speech.
✌️ Keep The Vibe Positive
We're here to escape the real world for a bit. Please avoid trauma-dumping, excessive negativity, or bringing down the mood. Banter is encouraged, being a downer is not.
🤫 No Spoilers!
Seriously. For anything. Games, movies, TV shows. Let people enjoy things. Don't ruin the experience for others.
📢 Spamming & Self-Promo
No spamming messages or using a wall of emotes. Also, please don't promote yourself or others unless you've got the green light from me or a mod first.
🗣️ English Only
Just so me and the mods can keep up with the chat and make sure everyone is safe and following the rules.
🦁 The Mufasa Clause
You must acknowledge that The Lion King is the greatest film ever made. This is non-negotiable. Long live the king.
SUPPORT THE STREAM
Donations are never, ever required, but are massively appreciated!
Honestly, just you hanging out in the stream is more than enough support. However, if you do decide to donate, thank you so much for your incredible generosity.
All donations go directly back into the stream to help improve the quality for you legends. This includes things like:
New Games: So we can explore new worlds and I can fail at more genres.
Upgraded Gear: Better mics, cams, and PC parts to improve the experience.
More White Monster: The real fuel that powers these late-night sessions.
Commissioning Artists: For cool new emotes and channel art.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your support!
YOUTUBE (AKA THE BIN)
This is my shitpost sanctuary.
It's where I upload absolutely anything. No quality control. No schedule. Just vibes and nonsense.
Subscribe at your own risk.
ANSWER THE CALL!
Your official invitation to The Valorian Network has arrived.
Our Discord is the heart of the kingdom. It's where we rally the troops for community nights, share epic builds and tragic deaths from the Minecraft server, and generally just post cursed memes.
Whether you're looking to join the SMP or just find a new home with a top-tier community, this is where you need to be.
FUEL THE MADNESS
You've decided to financially support my questionable life choices? What a hero.
By subscribing, you're not just a viewer, you're an official sponsor of the chaos. In return for your noble sacrifice, you get:
Free Gems: Recieve 100 Gems on the Valorian SMP and every time you renew your subscription recieve an increasing amount of 50 Gems e.g 2nd month recieve 150 Gems.
Immunity To Ads: They can no longer hurt you in this dojo.
A Library of Cursed Emotes: To perfectly express yourself when my gameplay is just awful.
A Shiny Name Thingy: A sub badge that proves you were here before this all went horribly wrong.
My Undying Gratitude: Seriously though, every single sub helps keep the dream alive. Cheers!
FUEL THE MADNESS
You've decided to financially support my questionable life choices? What a hero.
By subscribing, you're not just a viewer, you're an official sponsor of the chaos. In return for your noble sacrifice, you get:
Immunity To Ads: They can no longer hurt you in this dojo.
A Library of Cursed Emotes: To perfectly express yourself when my gameplay is just awful.
A Shiny Name Thingy: A sub badge that proves you were here before this all went horribly wrong.
My Undying Gratitude: Seriously though, every single sub helps keep the dream alive. Cheers!
THE RIG
For those asking, this is the glorious machine responsible for everything you see. It was funded primarily by poor financial decisions and a deep love for gaming.
MAIN COMPONENTS:
CPU (The Mufasa): AMD Ryzen 9 5900XT - The one true king that rules over everything.
GPU (The Eyeballs): MSI NVIDIA GEFORCE RTX 3060 - For rendering stunning visuals and spectacular fails in high definition.
RAM (The Short-Term Memory): 16GBx BALLISTIX - Holds all my bad ideas, just before I execute them.
Cooling (The Fuel): It runs on old fashioned air, but is spiritually powered by White Monster.
MY GEAR:
Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB MK.2 Special Edition
Mouse: Corsair M65 ELITE RGB
Headset: CORSAIR VIRTUOSO RGB WIRELESS
Mic: Blue Yeti USB Microphone
Please know that your time and support by just being here is more than enough. However, if you're feeling incredibly generous and want to send a gift, you can find my list by clicking the panel above.
Every single gift is a massive surprise and hugely appreciated. Thank you for your unbelievable kindness.