Still have no clue what I'm doing
Started this halfway through the year because twitch sucks cocks:
1st/4th place (the only thing that matters in life is winning and loses 2nd and 3rd are nothingburgers)
Going off my memory because let's be real this shit doesn't matter anyway Luigi already won 2026 KWABOTY :)
Birdo: 1/0
Boo: 3/0
Daisy: 0/2
DK: 3/0
Hammer Bro: 0/1
Mario: 2/1
Luigi: 2/4
Kevin Nash: 0/92
Peach: 1/0
Wario: 2/1
Waluigi: 2/0
Yoshi: 3/0
The last time the following has won a retardy so you know who to laugh at:
Bobbeh: 2-3-24
Boo: 4-27-24
Daisy: 3-30-24
Donkey Kong: 5-11-24
Luigi: like July of 2023 lmao
Mario: 2-17-24
Peach: 5-11-24
Toad: 5-11-24
Toadette: 3-16-24
Waluigi: 3-2-24
Wario: 2-3-24
Yoshi: 3-30-24
Gonna note all 4th place finishes for the year so we can find out who is Retardy's 2024 KWABotY:
Boo: 1
Daisy: 2
DK: 1
Luigi: 5
Mario: 4
Peach: 1
Toadette: 1
Waluigi: 2
Wario: 2
Yoshi: 2
Mr. Ass 15-11
Chris Benoit 13-3
Jeff Bezos 9-17
Bobbeh 9-10-1
Boo 18-11
Bowser 5-9-1
Daisy 7-5 (1 Rumbah win)
Donkey Kong 16-10
The Hurricane 6-11
Janny 5-24 (1 Rumbah win)
Daisaku Kuze 7-13
Jushin Thunder Liger 9-7
Luigi 12-11
Mario 12-12
Kevin Nash 8-7
Peach 6-6
Pink Boo 5-3
Dr. Phil 5-10
Stone Toad 14-11-1
Thwomp 18-10 (1 Rumbah win)
Toad 6-6-1
Toad Genie 15-12
Waluigi 10-7
Wario 9-14
X-Pac 6-7 (1 Rumbah win)
Yoshi 13-13
World Tag League Winners:
Mario and Yoshi
R1-Climax Winner:
Thwomp
Blood Bowl Winner:
Boo
King of Christmas 2023:
Chris Benoit
Will look at the archives later
World Tag League Winners:
Mario and Luigi
Blood Bowl Winner:
Bobbeh
King of Christmas 2022:
Kevin Nash
Will look at the archives later
King of Christmas 2021:
Mario