TheRealAlbatraoz's Kick Channel

Just a gamer out here pressing buttons and hoping for the best. Expect laughs, bad decisions, and the occasional moment of accidental skill. Variety games, zero professionalism, maximum chaos.

Don't Be a Jerk
If you wouldn't say it to someone holding a live goose, don't say it here. No hate, no harassment, no weird energy. Keep it real.
No Backseat Gaming
Unless i specifically say "HELP ME" assume i am confidently making terrible decisions.
Keep Chat Respectable
Act like your grandma is watching the stream. Not the cool grandma - the one who judges your posture and asks why you're still single.
No Self-Promo
This is not linkedin. This is a comedy zone. Promote yourself elsewhere, entrepreneur.
Respect the Mods
They are unpaid, overpowered, and one bad day away from banning the entire chat out of spite.
English only (Mostly)
i only speak English and whatever language panic screams are in.
No Weird Links
if you post a link that looks like it was generated by a sleep-deprived raccoon, it's getting bonked.
Have Fun
If you're not having fun, you're legally required to honk loudly until you do.
Don't Summon Chaos Intentionally
Accid

M- Break for Family
T- Chaos Tuesday 8pm-1am
W- 8pm-1am
T- Break from Chaos
F- 12am-3am
S- 12am-3am
S- 12am-3am
Every Third Tuesday is Horror Tuesday