TheRealAlbatraoz

Just a gamer out here pressing buttons and hoping for the best. Expect laughs, bad decisions, and the occasional moment of accidental skill. Variety games, zero professionalism, maximum chaos.

1. Don't Be a Jerk
   If you wouldn't say it to someone holding a live goose, don't say it here. No hate, no harassment, no weird energy. Keep it real.

2. No Backseat Gaming
   Unless i specifically say "HELP ME" assume i am confidently making terrible decisions.

3. Keep Chat Respectable
   Act like your grandma is watching the stream. Not the cool grandma - the one who judges your posture and asks why you're still single.

4. No Self-Promo
   This is not linkedin. This is a comedy zone. Promote yourself elsewhere, entrepreneur.

5. Respect the Mods
   They are unpaid, overpowered, and one bad day away from banning the entire chat out of spite.

6. English only (Mostly)
   i only speak English and whatever language panic screams are in.

7. No Weird Links
   if you post a link that looks like it was generated by a sleep-deprived raccoon, it's getting bonked.

8. Have Fun
   If you're not having fun, you're legally required to honk loudly until you do.

9. Don't Summon Chaos Intentionally
   Accid

M- Break for Family
T- Chaos Tuesday 8pm-1am
W- 8pm-1am
T- Break from Chaos
F- 12am-3am
S- 12am-3am
S- 12am-3am
Every Third Tuesday is Horror Tuesday