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No drama, no bs, just a lot of beer and lotta simping! Also please no raids, personal reasons. I don't need them : ) !
Please do not troll or say anything stupid your first day here. We joke a lot and most of my chat say absolute crazy nonsense all the time, trolling, joking, etc but they all know me and I know them. If they say I'm choking on some pp, ima laugh. If someone says it as their first message, I assume its a little kid. Most of my chat is 21+ and little kids just aren't very fun to interact with on streams. Plain and simple. Act like a kid first time here, you're getting banned. kissy face
We watch all tiktoks together, just post the link for me to click on and I usually watch it in between games. If its a boring or terrible tiktok (some of you got terrible sense of humors) then you're banned from posting links :P
Most of you kiddos... just aint fun to play with! I know I'm super funny, really cute, you want me to be your stepdad or inside of you. I get it, i really do. But I am actually trying to be a real streamer (an entertainer), NOT your babysitter. There are PLENTY of other streamers who want to play with you DESPERATE for your views with titles such as "open lobbies, customs, zone wars, or playing with viewers." and it just aint me... If I don't find you fun to play with or good content for the rest of the stream, I'll let you know. If you ask to play as your first comment in this stream. Its just an auto ban lol
Man idk what it is cause I'm not that attractive to begin with. It must be 2's and 3's hitting on me who don't leave their house? I love titties and booty but I promise you, I do not want to see ANY of you naked. Don't ask me questions, don't ask me for socials, don't say sexual jokes to me laughing it off. Its just weird and most of you people aren't even 4's, lot of 1's and 2's. Truth hurts. If youre looking for a friend, I got you. I can be friends with almost anyone long as ur not a terrible person; however, if ur looking for eye candy, you got better luck gunning for a 5 viewer andy. They can't afford to turn you away for being a creep.
Also I got no clue why but I seem to do VERY well with gay guys. I don't wanna see your penis either man. Ik I joke A LOT on this channel and sometimes I say I'm gay, sometimes my chat says I like penis. It was one time two years ago and the guy gave me $20. Its not gay. $20 is $20. Get over it people.
I need total pp suckers in this chat. People who mindlessly say I'm right. No questions asked. I say 2+2 is 5. You applaud. Crowd roars!
(jk, my biggest pet peeve is idiots who mindlessly follow the streamer's every word. If im wrong or in the wrong. Be a real homie and tell me lol, not a zombie).
WARNING
I do have a terrible sense of humor and I find humor in everything. I do have a habit of making bad jokes about things such as politics, women, sexism, racism, guys, LGBTQ, etc, but also about myself and even my girlfriend. I do NOT apologize if anyone gets butthurt by my jokes! Thats like the karens who get mad at comedy shows for going to a comedy show? I understand if someone does not agree with my humor or views and wish to not associate with me! No hard feelings at all and I completely understand. I really do! You may take your ignorant self elsewhere and leave me alone :)!
Recent rumors of me being gay have surfaced from 2020, rest assured, I am not gay! Yes, I did suck a dude's pp for an explicit video but I didn't like it and was totally uncomfortable when he came in my mouth so therefore, not gay. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Merina and 6 pets. They are not gay either.